B. Hussein Osama’s Plan to Protect You from Identity Theft

You’ve heard the commercials from Todd Davis, founder and CEO of Life Lock®. He’s that guy promising to protect you from identity theft and will even give you his own social security number, that guy. Well, for some unknown reason the messiah, Obama the chosen one, is trying to put this guy out of business, no kidding. Providing his holiness is elected to the presidency and given the opportunity to institute even a portion of his publicly pronounced policies, no American citizen will have an identity worth stealing. The tax increases that would be required to pay for Barry’s social engineering would bankrupt the average American and put Life Lock® out of business. Hey, who wants to steal the identity of a person with a credit score lower than John Edwards I.Q.? As with most liberal democrats, Obamalama sees a problem and goes in search of a governmental solution and I get so tired of stating the obvious yet if not me then who. When the Obama says that government should pay for healthcare what he actually means is that you lazy bastards who chose to ride in the wagon instead of helping us that are pulling it want us, your neighbor to pay your way. Government doesn’t earn money; they take it from you and me. When government pays for something it is with our money. And look, you loony leftists; don’t even try the aged retort that big ears with pay for all of these handouts by taxing the rich and those evil corporations. Economics 101; corporations do not pay taxes. They have a fiduciary responsibility to their shareholders to give them a good rate of return on their investment. Corporate taxes are a cost of doing business and built into the price of their goods or services. Secondly, we don’t tax wealth, we tax income. President Clinton attempted to over-tax high wage earners, that idiotic practice gave us the loophole of stock options. Besides, the top fifty percent of income earners already pay 97% of the total federal tax burden. If you haven’t seen the list of Osama’s plan to move America forward and bring the needed change he claims we must have here is the short list.

1. Free health care for everyone, including illegal aliens, extraterrestrial aliens, pets, sick houseplants, Studebakers and albino deer.
2. Free daycare for every family and pet care for those women deemed barren.
3. Free flat screen televisions for the poor.
4. Post delivery abortions for children up to ten. “So, if little nine year old Timmy won’t pick up his toys; he gets aborted” I’m just saying….
5. Free worker monkeys for the obese, “Hey! Go get me a beer skippy”
6. Amnesty for those peace loving Muslims who kill their own daughters
7. Reparations for African Americans; to be paid for by those damn racists white folks that elected him
8. He would stop funding cancer research and divert those billions of dollars to a cure for sickle cell anemia.
9. He would move the White House to Hawaii
10. He would introduce a progressive tax based upon the lightness of skin color; the lighter your skin, the more you pay.
11. He would reward irresponsibility by awarding a new car to all unwed mothers.
12. He would make every African, living in Africa eligible for the earned income tax.
13. He would use, “Whiteout®” to get rid of the second amendment.
14. He would make conservatism a federal crime against humanity.
15. He would provide free college tuition for blacks, Muslims and Mexicans.
16. He would give Texas back to Mexico and give a teary eyed apology.
17. He would insist on legal equality. For every Black man arrested the police must go out and arrest at least one white man.
18. He will, by executive order mandate that Wal-Mart provide a 95% discount to all minorities.
19. He would have Ludicrous re-write the national anthem as a rap song.
20. He would put corn rows on the statue of liberty.

Let’s face it folks, fellow Americans and taxpayers. This is change we simply cannot afford. That’s why, the choice is simple……vote for me.

Conservative Springfield 14AUG08