Monday, June 22, 2009

It's Time to Drop the Purse and Buck Up

Winston Churchill said, “An appeaser is someone who feeds the alligator…hoping he will be eaten last”. Crocodile Obama, appeaser in chief and useful idiot to tyrants, seems perfectly willing to offer up our fiftieth state as a bull’s eye for pot bellied dictators while simultaneously curtseying to the Iranian mullahs and muttering, “thank-you sir; may I have another?” Perhaps if Obama had been born in Hawaii, “as he claims” instead of on a goatskin rug, deep in the heart of Kenya…he might have some attachment to the Aloha state.
Though…being a proud, “if secret” Kenyan does explain his affinity for Arab mullahs wearing bed sheets on their backs and cumber buns on their heads.

I don’t know about you but I’m getting tired of having Middle Eastern sand kicked in Americas face and letting little bug-eyed Korean comb-over’s rattle our cage whenever they run out of porn. When…what we should be doing is expending some of that over-priced military hardware that we paid for.

Take Kim Jong IL, just for instance, all of this hyperventilation as to whether we should, “or shouldn’t” shoot down the missile if it nears Hawaii is flummery. It is balderdistic blather. What we should do, “as the last remaining superpower” is to blow that damn missile up, on the launch-pad, dispatch a few hundred thousand of Kim’s million man army to meet their maker and tell their beloved leader to get his wrinkled ass out of Dodge or we’re apt to take him seriously.

Really folks; we’re the biggest, baddest ass on this planet and we’re letting Godless countries best known for, “cockroach exportation” jerk our chain?
And…while the Bamster chain smokes in the oval office trying to decide if his, “real” father is Idi Amin or Omar Abdel-Rahman, Iranian student are dying in Tehran by the bushel.
They are not dying for a political candidate or a party…they are dying for an Iran abiding in democracy. Not well known, or reported is that many of the dissidents are Christian. They have fled the cult of Islam. And our government has fled from them.
Ask yourself a question and then ponder the ramifications. The protestors in the street are carrying signs in English, not Arabic. Why?
You know damn well why and the answer the student patriots have been given from Washington is an Obamanation. It’s disgusting to the nth degree.
Yet they still march in the streets, Hawaii is the target of a little sawed off runt with a Napoleon complex.
Sometimes you just have to drop the purse and buck-up. Much like George Washington did when he crossed the freezing Delaware, force marched his ragged troops over frozen ground to attack the Hessian soldiers of fortune and change history forever.
America must always stand for freedom. We must always stand with those who might aspire to it. And… we must firmly and forcefully stand against tyranny, wherever it is found, because…Freedom is a blessing from God, to be enjoyed by all men.
Conservative Springfield Staff Writer

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

PETA to OBAMA: Flies are People Too !!!

In case you missed the Bamster’s interview on CNBC you’ll be happy to learn that America is in good hands and as safe as a babe in his mother’s arms. Because; as CNBC took great pains to point out, Barry can be ruthless if need be.

Never mind that CNBC is a derivative of NBC which is wholly owned by General Electric; which just happened to get $BILLIONS from the T.A.R.P. slush fund, even though G.E. isn’t a bank and by the way, stands to make $Gazillions as the largest manufacturer of wind turbines to combat global warming in the midst of the coolest year ever recorded…I’m certain that CNBC is all about hard hitting, biting news.

To wit; the bursting through the door, microphone in your face, gotcha coverage by the CNBC anchors and talking heads as they spent twenty painstaking minutes in a euphoric transcendent state in awe at the fly killing prowess of St. Hussein…seriously.

As it turns out; there was a gigantic fly hovering about the anointed one as John Harwood’s audience with royalty began. Risking life and limb, ignoring his own personal safety and without the aid of secret service Obama paused the interview, deftly dispatched said fly at great personal risk and never broke a sweat. The coverage by CNBC was no less than brilliant. They not only slow motioned Obama’s, “ninja like” fly swat…they went that extra mile and zoomed in for a close-up of the dead fly.

While looping this soon to be Emmy award winning celluloid masterpiece… no less than four political commentators gasped, swooned and in unison got the vapors as they, in sequence, opined at length as to the insect skills, “on public display” of our beloved leader. And…let’s not forget the continued close-up of said dead fly. Then; even before the audience had time to rub down the goose-bumps and get off the edge of their seats CNBC brought it home. As it turns out, “surprise, surprise” Obama, “fly killer” at large, grasped a napkin, using it to collect the object of CNBC’s reporting and disposed of it himself…just like he was a real person and not a deity.

Surprisingly though; bereft of CNBC’s in depth coverage, “along with the rest of the state media” was any authentic inquiry as to the nation of Iran and that pesky turmoil about their presidential election…Chicago style. Never mind that the civilized world, “en masse” has apprehensively awaited, “since 1979” exactly the discourse, we have all been watching in our magic picture boxes, played out on the streets of the republic formerly known as Persia.

Playing out on the streets of Iran is the beginning of a revolution. Iranians from all walks of life are turning against Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and most importantly the mighty Mullahs. This is a Godsend or to use the geographic lingo, “a gift from Allah”. Though…sadly, we are encumbered by a president who seems to prefer radical Islamic dictators to the Iranian students being shot in the streets. With just a little effort, a modicum of support from Ayatollah Obama this revolt could, “possibly” metamorphose into an all out revolution that might well do no less than to revolutionize the entire Middle East.

Yet; the man-child elected by the 52% of Americans in dire need of a frontal lobotomy refuses to meddle… While; at the same time not simply meddling into the affairs of Israel but rather applying the doctrine to Israel that the Obama Sopranos levied against General Motors.

General Antonio López de Santa Anna Obama has increased the debt ceiling and proposed more in actual spending than all of his predecessors from Washington to Dubya. He has engineered the Mafioso like whacking of the automobile industry, the banks, and the mortgage industry. He has set his myopic sight on the takeover of health insurance, executive pay, energy repossession, confiscatory taxation, unionized, “card check” alcoholics and hookers…along with turning our constitution into Charmin® two-ply.

And…lest I fail to enumerate; North Korea is massing along the 38th parallel, China is so taken aback by Barry’s love affair with Americas checkbook that they are refusing to finance more of our debt. Russia, India and Brazil are threatening to leave the dollar as a reserve currency. Four Uighurs - ethnic Turk Muslims from China are working on their tan in sunny Bermuda and our state media is hailing this presidential dolt as the second coming since he can swat and dispatch a house fly.

Still; there is good news. Obama’s brother, from his hut sweet hut in Kenya is going to write a book. The working title is; “Brother can you spare a dime?”
Conservative Springfield Staff Writer

Monday, June 15, 2009

The Religion of Cultists

As many as nine foreign hostages, including Germans, a Britton, and a South Korean, have been found dead in the volatile region of Saada in northern Yemen. The victims worked for a Dutch international relief organization. The lives of these relief workers weren’t simply taken; as horrific as that is…early reporting from Yemeni officials indicate the victims were systematically and brutally tortured prior to their death and their bodies mutilated. This latest example of terror brought to you by, “you guessed it” the religion of peace. At least one child was butchered…just for kicks.

Sooner or later the non-Muslim world needs to wake up and smell the Quran. For… the longer we continue to pander to these animals the higher the body count will be when we finally face the stark reality that the cult we have too long abided has as its basic tenet wholesale slaughter and mayhem.

Islam is one of the largest scams ever perpetrated upon the world; preceding the global warming racket, liberal patriotism, mans evolution from chimps and John Edwards fidelity. And…when we should now be exporting nuclear weapons to the Middle East, one city at a time; we find ourselves in the unique position of having as our titular leader a dyed in the wool, Mecca facing, teleprompter Jihadist. Who… “by the way”, also seems to be birth certificate challenged along with a myriad of other sinister foibles.

Muhammad posed as an apostle of God. Yet his life is filled with lustfulness (12 marriages and sex with a child, slaves and concubines), rapes, warfare, conquests, and unmerciful butcheries. The infinitely good, just and all holy God simply cannot tolerate anything in the least unjust or sinful. What Muhammad produced in the Qur'an is simply a book of gibberish consisting of later evil verses abrogating (superseding) earlier peaceful verses.

Think about it…this is the, “prophet” that the cult of Islam is entirely based upon. And then…ponder this; how many murders did Jesus commit? How many rapes or pedophilic acts did he engage in?

In the trial of the blind Sheik, “Sheik Omar Abdel Rahman”, a fundamentalist Muslim cleric serving a life sentence for terrorism, federal prosecutor Andrew McCarthy researched Islam and the teachings of Mohammed. He had set out to prove that the terrorist he would soon bring to justice were an abomination, a jihadist that had adulterated an institutional, peaceful religion. What he found was more than shocking. For every act of butchery, of torture and blood letting there were Quran Surah’s, “verses” to not only excuse murderous acts but to mandate them.

This isn’t religion. It is cultism imbibed with debauchery, butchery and perversion. It’s seventh century fanaticism.
And…most disturbing is the attitude taken by our own Bamster Hussein. Remember; post election his eminence saw fit to give his first interview to an Arab television network. He has given more speeches in the Middle East than interns bedded by Bopping Billy Clinton. And…this is only my speculation, but to see Michelle, “my Belle” fashion the hijab on the cover of Good Housekeeping isn’t as far fetched as one might think.

This cult is Jim Jones, “Kool-Aid aficionado” with AK-47’s and apparel that go’s boom. Yet; we have a foreign policy that treats them like misunderstood Presbyterians.

Ann Coulter was right. The solution is to invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity. Or; we could wait for a nuclear bomb to detonate in New York, killing millions of people and join with the United Nations in drafting a stern letter of disapproval.

About 578 years before Islam came along; Christians were warned against Islam by both Jesus and the Apostle Paul. Jesus warned us about the many false prophets who would follow Him (Matthew 16:11-12). Paul warned us when he wrote:

“But even if we (or an angel from heaven) should preach a Gospel contrary to the one we preached to you, let him be condemned to hell!” (Galatians 1:8).

Since Islam’s message differs fundamentally from the Gospel, it is clear what Paul taught regarding the fate of Muhammad and those who propagate Islam. Islam bypasses the sacrificial mediating work Jesus did for believers on the cross, thus negating the forgiveness of sins. This condemns non-believers to die in their sins. Jesus said; "I said therefore unto you, that ye shall die in your sins: for if ye believe not that I am he, ye shall die in your sins." John 8:24
Jesus also predicted the current dilemma of Muslim intolerance and fanaticism. He warned that the day was likewise coming when religious zealots will kill Christians and think they are offering a service to God (John 16:2-4).

Islam is nothing more, “or less” than a perverted, ideology inhabited by pedophiles, serial killers and sadists. Until we are ready to accept this we will continue to suffer the fate these Dutch relief workers fell upon…yet continuing on a much greater scale. We can either accept these truths or invest in body bags.
Conservative Springfield Staff Writer

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Clowns to the Left of Her; Jokers to the Right

The best indicator for conservative electoral success is most evidenced by the frenzied fanaticism foisted upon Sarah Palin. And…the dirty little secret is the long knives are out for her from both sides of the aisle.

Still;… the wet behind the ears, just off the turnip truck, Jethro Bodine’s who populate our drive-thru windows, give us incorrect change at the Qwiki-Mart and spend the majority of their adult lives paying child support to their first cousin; or more often than not, their toothless sister… needn’t suffer an euphony epiphany considering the obsequious coverage by the state media about our girl Sarah. In other words… we expect the Obama bootlickers, “in lockstep” goosestep, to run in place, “with there hair on fire” at the mere mention of Alaska, Moose hunting or Governor Palin.

Sarah is the kryptonite to liberal lapdogs and if you could somehow find an honest liberal, “a contradiction in terms” they would tell you they harbor more fear of her than the Bamster has of his original birth certificate.

Yet; more disturbing are the lily livered weak kneed republican types. For… expected is mean spirited, below the belt petty attacks from statists leftist flunkies. It’s their playbook, par for the course if you will.

And…trust me; liberals never require a mulligan when heaping on the hate. After all; they, “ARE” the inclusive, open-minded, enlightened political party. Sure…and my ass is a wind instrument and a fart is a whole note.

Most representative of the republican establishments well founded fear of Palin was the debacle on June 8. A Republican congressional fundraiser in Washington featured, “half assed” conservative Newt Gingrich as the keynote speaker. While behind the scenes, what isn’t well known is that the committee originally chose Sarah as the main attraction. Not that she was their favorite item from the republican smorgasbord. No; but she is the biggest draw and Republicans knew it, “know it”.

But… as is now readily apparent, Newt and his ilk have greater political aspirations than they would lead us to believe. And; the Republican Party has no intention of allowing an Alaskan conservative hick to get more than her share of the spotlight.

This isn’t a revelation. Stalwart republicans hated Reagan. Though publically they were compelled to side with him because of his enormous popularity; privately they seethed. They looked upon Reagan as they now see Palin…too religious, pro-life, constitutionally grounded and much too popular with real people.

Sarah Palin is genuine, the real deal. She’s most well known for taking on disingenuousness in her own party. This scares the hell out of most of those inhabiting the demographic on the right side of the aisle. For those on the left she is feared for exactly the same reasons.

Sarah is a danger for the political fiefdom. She is the ultimate truth to power. For that L’enfant terrible there is an attempt to destroy her; still my moneys on the hockey mom. After all; Reagan did it…So can Sarah.
Conservative Springfield Staff Writer

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Economics 101

While the state media swoons over the Obama and spends evenings painting their toenails, hovering by the phone, in the hope that Barry will invite them to the prom; the Bamster is whipping this economy like the family pig. If Obama was intentionally trying to destroy the American economy, “just for kicks” his economic policy positions postulated and paraded by little Timmy Geithner would look strikingly similar to the fiduciary fiasco foisted fanatically upon the fleeced fawning fools that we mistakenly federate into the voting populace. Come to think of it…
This isn’t checkers folks; it’s chess played on extrapolated levels. And Obama’s first moves have been to sacrifice us pawns. But, the purpose of this instructional video isn’t to simply trash Obama; though he is a target rich environment.
No sir; this is economics, right here in River city. It starts with an E that rhymes with B and that stands for Bamster. Sorry, author synaptic neurons firing indiscriminately. It happens…
Alright; let’s boat this bass. There are two schools of economic prognostication. That being, market economists, “those evil Wall Street Goodfellas” and policy wonk fiscal futless professors who wouldn’t be seen without their prized tweed jacket with a hint of leather on their elbows; and don’t forget the trademark pipe… just for effect.
Sadly; neither group understands the method or madness of the other. For those in my vast and ever growing audience that actually wear a helmet, ride the short bus and vote Obamalama it’s this simple, the markets don’t understand the economy and the economy cabal understand not the markets and their workings. This is why those of you basking in my brilliance need drop to your knees and thank God you have access to my intelligence and unique cerebellum. Can I haaaave an Amen? By the way; thanks for taking time out of your busy computer porn schedule to actually read something.
Let’s get to it and start with the markets. The state media is wetting themselves trying to convince us dolts that by simply having Obama rest his head on a pillow situated at 1600 Pennsylvania avenue the markets have snapped too and it’s sunshine and lollipops from here on out. They point to such indicators as rising oil prices, increased home sales, a rising Dow and oddly enough lowering unemployment conjoined with a jump in consumer confidence.
Though in reality, not perception, these nuggets of gold intermeshed in the muck and mire are a fools gold indeed. Actually; if you scored greater than 700 on your SAT’s and possess a double digit I.Q. these offers of media bias are more than insulting. The dollar is tanking, oil is traded for dollars…junk dollars require more of them for oil that is, black gold, Texas tea. Barry, Timmy Geithner and Lassie are printing dollars on everything from paper to Charmin three ply and destroying its worth. Obama is treating the dollar like a baby treats a diaper.
Of course home sales are increasing; at fire sale costs. The bulk of these purchases are at foreclosure auctions; the housing crisis brought to us by Barney Frank, Chris Dodd ET. Al. has now leeched into prime borrowers… One in eight prime mortgage holders is either hopelessly deficit in their home payments or in default.
The peaks and valleys of the Dow are simply the aestivations of a bear market. Markets are responding to news; ignoring the traditional barometer of earnings. And…this is important; investors aren’t buying this market. It’s the fast money players, the traders, the in and out guys. If you have any doubt look at the short term bond market compared to the ten year bond. Investors aren’t betting long on America.
The media touted a 17,000 aggregate improvement in first time jobless claims. So, instead of losing 617,000 jobs a month we are only shedding a measly 600,000. No matter that the government added twenty thousand new autocrats to our bloated government bureaucracy. The stark reality is that this country is hemorrhaging jobs at an alarming rate. Look past the lipstick, it’s still a pig.
The consumer confidence numbers are quite easily explained. The media trashed the economy for six years prior to the coronation of King Barry and helped push it over the jagged cliff. Now they tout it as the second coming and have influenced public opinion. All to get Barry to notice them and hope against hope…blow them a kiss.
Now bear near and draw close for fiscal GDP economics is different yet the same. What we’ve got here is a failure to communicate…with common sense and cents patriot demographics. What the Bamster, little Timmy and Gentle Ben Bernanke are doing reminds me of that movie, “It’s a mad, mad, mad World”. The Treasury is selling Americas debt by issuing T-Bills which is being bought by the Federal Reserve… printing money that has a lessening value with each pass of the presses. In technical terms this is called monetizing our debt. In common terms this is called confiscatory taxes on wealth that has yet to be created by people yet to be born. It is unsustainable.
We should also be mindful of an entitlement, “gimme…gimme” that will be insolvent and topping $57 TRILLION dollars jiffy quick; just as soon as the baby boomers un-yoke and hit the recliner. Well…along with the slackers riding in the wagon while us buck-ups, “can do’s” have been putting our noses to the grindstone and thus supporting these slothful, leeches who are most aptly described as the barnacles on our behind.
The portrait the media is painting is watercolor and it’s beginning to rain. I don’t mean to alarm anyone but you might want to keep your pets indoors. After all; you’re going to need them for food. I’m just saying…
Conservative Springfield Staff Writer