Let a Racehorse Run

Don’t you just wish John McCain would shut the hell up? I mean really, if the highlight of his speech is a critical guess as to the angle of his comb over then why even bother. If I hear from him once more that now is not the time for blame and what is needed is bi-partisanship I swear I’m going to break a chair on that comb over thus creating a permanent part.

If this isn’t the time for partisanship and blame someone please tell me when the time is. That’s the problem with this anointed bailout. No blame has been assigned as have no remedies been proffered that would repair the financial policies that led us to the precipice. I want to see the perp walk of Fannie and Freddie executives, “all democrats” and attend the perfunctory water boarding and summary hanging. I need that for closure. Look, there is a small circle of liberal democrats who almost brought down our entire economy and friggin John McCain doesn’t want to assign blame.

Fine John, but please stop adulterating our Sarah by having her parrot your talking points. You know, you can take this to the bank, when McCain does anything to rally the conservative base, you can bet your ass he will eventually spit in our eye.

What the white haired Napoleon doesn’t get is that this is a gold mine, not just for him but the entire Republican Party. We have the democrats, bent over with their shorts down and John McCain is offering lube.

Now is not the time to go milquetoast, now is the time to go mad dog mean and take it to these greedy social engineers and mop the damn floor with them. It’s time to take the gloves off John and go medieval on these mental midgets and rap this thing up.

Look, if you don’t have the testicular fortitude to boat this bass then take your bulldog of the leash and watch it all on Fox news. Stop trying to turn Sarah into a republican stepford wife and let her be her.

Let’s face it, and UN-deny an undeniable truth, McCain is in this only because of the plot twist that is Sarah Palin. She is his ticket to ride. McCain needs to stop treating her like a plow horse and let her run like the thorough bred she is. If you want to win John, if I may call you John is this; the democrats own this financial meltdown and you seem unwilling to actually pin that tail on their donkey. Let Sarah do it and stop controlling her. Put Sarah in the coliseum with those rascally democrat lions. My guess is they’ll be a rug on her vice presidential floor.

Conservative Springfield 30 Sep 08

Step into the light Democrats

In a sane world, democrats would be too ashamed to show their faces in public much less have the unmitigated audacity to blame President Bush and the republicans for our current financial woes. The common denominator in all of our market meltdowns is Freddie and Fannie, the sandbox of the Democratic Party. Democrats were in charge of the two behemoth bastions of bullish bloviating while their incestuous Democratic leaders in Washington held the curtain hiding their indiscretions. Good work if you can get it and by the way, our responsible media ignored the whole damn thing. And, this wasn’t an accidental oversight by powerful Democrats, oh no, what we have seen from the left only confirms a suspicion I’ve held for some time; they are out to destroy this country.

There can be no other conclusion when an objective observation is undertaken. It was the democrats that gave us Social Security, Medicare and Medicaid. Suffer just one of these institutions hoisted upon the American taxpayer and insolvency will eventually follow. It is the democrats who insure we will continue to fund our enemies by placing our natural resources off limits. It is the democrats who created the sub-prime mortgage ensuring those flipping burgers at McDonalds are granted access to $250,000.00 homes. It was the democrats who created welfare thereby obligating taxpayers to support people they don’t know and lifestyles they are disapproving of. It is the democrats who reward poverty, a guarantee that we will have more of it. It is the democrats who punish success by engaging in class warfare and confiscatory tax burdens on achievement.

By these acts and others, no reasonable contrarian explanation is possible. We have a party whose leadership is hell bent on destroying America as it currently exists. Exploring their motives for this destruction is Pavlovian in nature as a majority of the electorate cannot fathom such heresy. Yet, here it is, on display daily from the loony liberal left. Personally I care as much about their motives as I do about the latest Rap Song or what Brittney is doing these days; for me their motives are irrelevant and inconsequential. Our focus should not be on such trivialities or trappings but instead upon destroying them politically. And, for those huddled masses of democrats across the fruited plane they will have to look past their hatred of George Bush and realize their party has left them. Remember, Ronald Reagan began his political career as a democrat and said, “I didn’t leave the democrat party, they left me”. Ditto Zell Miller.

Conservative Springfield 29 SEP 08

Doomsday; It is coming, trust me !!!

The doomsday clock for our economy is just about to ignore the snooze button and blaringly wake this country up. Trust me, it will happen. The reasons are quite evident and before we get to the collapse let’s examine the root cause. In 2001 because of a looming recession legacy from the Clinton administration entwined with the bloodthirsty attack on 9-11 the federal interest rate was lowered from 6% to 1%. Cheap money will always find a home and it did. Most noticeably in the mortgage market, enter Fannie and Freddie. Both government backed mortgage whores run by Clintonista’s and protected by powerful democrats in the senate and the house. In 2004 fed rates went from 1% to 5.75% and began what would be the bubble bursting we have idly witnessed. The rest is history, or soon will be.

Present day, congress will, “in some form” pass a bailout scheme and indebt the taxpayer for not $700 billion dollars but chase this rat all the way into the hole to the tune of $2 trillion dollars. And, by the way, without any reforms; what is missing is a structural fix systemic to the tsunami of default endemic because of the systematic hierarchy encompassing our mortgage markets. Local banks grant loans and bundle them off to Fannie and Freddie. Once the evil twins take that paper the banks that approved the mortgage have no further liability, a simple fix, to be sure, yet one that the democratic congress seems unwilling to even consider or discuss. I, your humble, local genius, instinctively know the solution and you the reader are blessed by my knowledge. Really, don’t you just drop to your knees, each and every day and thank God you have access to my giant brain? Well, if you don’t you should. Simply put, for you lovable liberals, attach the mortgage to the issuer. No matter who buys the bundle of a particular mortgage it follows the issuer around like a shadow. If it defaults, it comes home, to the bank that approved it. Simple and brilliant, that’s me.

Now, what will happen, trust me. This bailout has zero chance of working. 1% money infected more than the financial markets, it just hasn’t shown its ugly head yet, it will. Think credit cards, automobiles, RV’s, etc. There is no cure and what will happen undoubtedly, assuredly, change America and the world forever. It will start slowly then build to a crescendo. A few banks will fail, followed by some behemoth hedge funds. Then, the dominoes will begin to fall. As America realizes the FDIC to be insolvent, no matter the rush to re-fund it, America will rush to withdraw their savings. This will create a panic. The media will pour fire on this firestorm by reporting the financial calamity. The panic will intensify until we see a complete collapse of our economy. It won’t be like 1929 when Herbert Hoover was president, “despite what Joe Biden says” because America is much more urban and less rural. We rely more on technology. In 1929 our economy was bed rocked on industry and agriculture. The great depression suffered 25% un-employment. The depression of 2008 will encompass a full fledged meltdown. Our economy is reliant on spending. Our GDP is 70% spending, a reflection of our soon to be un-employment rate. In 1929 we had shanty towns. In 2008 we will have riots and marshal law. We can expect 1200% inflation and the end of America as we know it.

Yet, let’s be clear; this will happen. Trust my giant brain and your ability to comprehend my written word. We will be assigning blame and let’s get it right for once. Jimmy Carter and his community investment act, Billy Clinton and his terrorizing of our financial institutions, the fed and lest we forget, the democrats at Fannie and Freddie, may they all burn in Hell.

Conservative Springfield 24SEP 08

Evil Conservative Industries

Social Security and Medicare are almost broke. Soon, they will be insolvent. And, you’re wondering what to do with your elderly relative. Without that monthly check grandma will be useless to you, an anchor around your neck. It’s not like you can take her out in the country and drop her off, like you would a puppy. It’s just not politically correct. What if she found her way home? What would the neighbors think? Our friends, here at Evil Conservative Industries® we feel your pain and we can help. We’ve teamed up with the good folks at AARP® and created one of the most innovative products to ever come between you and your money. We call it, “Happy Valley”.

Happy Valley is a retirement rest home for those unwanted seasoned citizens that have become a burden to you and your family. But, we know what you’re thinking; without Medicare, without Social Security, how can I afford Happy Valley for my elderly relative?

That’s where our cost savings come in. We’ve trimmed our budget to the bone and have passed the savings on to you. But, what we haven’t scrimped on is the care. We have a top flight medical team and every one of our board certified veterinarians is only a long distance phone call away. We serve only orphanage approved gruel three times a day. Our innovative pharmacy takes advantage of factory sales of misshapen, dented and dinged medication and all of our medicines come with a patented color coded chart.

And, that’s not all! Our activities director, “corporal punishment” will introduce your senior to our wallet factory where they will be encouraged to work 12 hours a day and providing they reach their quota, will be entered in to a drawing where the winner will receive a shiny radish with their evening gruel. You’re not going to get that at the Sunshine Home!

Doesn’t your senior deserve Happy Valley? But……don’t answer yet. Let’s talk for a minute about our staff, the people who will be taking care of your relative until we dig that hole, out back. We hire only the finest illegal aliens and threaten them with deportation if they ever jab your relative with a sharp stick. That’s the kind of standards that we have. A lot of people ask us, “Why do you go to such great lengths for your residents”? It’s because we care, we care more than you.

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Conservative Springfield 18 Sep 08

That Flushing Sound is Our Economy

For what Bill Clinton has done to this country there will be a special place in hell. Still, until Bubba actually comes face to face with the grim reaper perhaps we should consider placing the blame for this economic meltdown directly where it belongs, precisely at the feet of one Arkansas huckster who carnival barked his way into the white house.

It was Bill Clinton’s, “HUD” director who instituted zero down, zero documentation and zero accountability policies directly responsible for the majority of the default loans to come. By the way, while Clintonista, “Phillip Winn” was setting in place the policies that would later destroy this countries economy he still found time to steal 500,000 apartment complexes worth 59 billion dollars and funnel those properties to, “Aimco” corporation. Funny, Aimco just happened to be controlled by friends of Winn’s.

Well, of course Winn was prosecuted and sentenced to a lengthy prison term. But, not so fast, bubba came to the rescue with one of his patented fill in your name, presidential pardons.

But, “HUD” itself couldn’t destroy the American economy, they needed help. Enter Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac. HUD needed a bankroll to bankroll this, “everyone gets a house” social engineering. With taxpayer backing and Clinton holdovers, Fannie and Freddie were the deep pockets that could deliver the American dream, even if they couldn’t afford it.

In 2004 Fannie Mae’s Chief executive; “Franklin D. Raines” was personally fined $20 million dollars for misstating the company’s earnings. Mr. Raines formerly served as Clinton’s financial adviser. He currently serves as an adviser for the messiah, Barack Yo Mama. Interesting huh?

Since 1990, Freddie Mac has contributed more than $9.7 million to federal campaigns. Fannie Mae's political action committee chalked up more than $2.9 million since 2004, according to the Center for Responsive Politics. Together, they spent some $7.4 million in lobbying in the first six months of 2008 alone. James Johnson, chairman and CEO of Fannie Mae from 1991 to 1998, is a Democratic insider who chaired Walter Mondale's presidential campaign. Over the last decade, Fannie and Freddie together hired nearly every lobby shop in Washington – so many that opponents complained that they had trouble finding someone to represent their interests.

Since 2004 those interested enough to know realized the end was near. Fannie and Freddie even began to hide their financial woes by not publishing a yearly budget report causing the New York stock exchange to threaten them with expulsion.

So, thanks to Bill Clinton and his buddies the first dominoes have begun to fall and if this meltdown can be averted it is only a temporary halt. What eventually happens will be biblical and will change America forever. At the root of our demise, the new deal, the great society and William Jefferson Clinton, may he burn in hell.

Conservative Springfield 15 SEP 08

Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac for Dummies

Here’s all you need to know. This is an excrement sandwich and we’re all going to have to take a bite. Some of us will be forced to go back for seconds. Fannie Mae was foisted upon the American people in 1938 thanks to the socialist policies of the new deal, thanks Frankie D. Freddie Mac is Fannie Mae’s evil twin. Not that Fannie is as pure as the driven snow; quite the opposite.

Those of you suffering from ADD or ADHT might want to double up on your Ritalin and take notes.

Fannie and Freddie are the largest secondary mortgage buyers in the country. They are responsible for 50% of all outstanding mortgages nation wide. Here’s how it works. Let’s say you go to your local bank for a loan. Most small banks cannot set on your paper for thirty years. They don’t have that much liquidity, think cash. So, they bundle your loan with several others and sell them to hedge fund managers, larger banks or investment houses. Now, these larger institutions are buying a lot of bundled loans from all over the country. Here’s where Freddie and Fannie come in. They will buy these super bundles of mortgages and, “in a bullish housing market” slices and dices these bundles and sprinkles them throughout the investment community thereby adding liquidity to he mortgage market, think cash.

What happened? Democrats have been fighting any reform at Freddie or Fannie. Both quasi private/public companies are overseen by a house committee. Yet, in 2004 President Bush’s SEC, “securities and exchange commission” swarmed both companies with federal regulators and found they were inflating assets to reach bonus targets for their executives. Not surprisingly both companies were infested with Clinton cronies cooking the books and setting up enormous golden parachutes for themselves.

Knowing they were to big to fail and having the backing of the federal government, “our money” Freddie and Fannie stopped slicing and dicing mortgages for sale as and investment mainly because investors knew a great deal of that paper was worthless. Still, both companies hyped their assets and kept buying. After all, we, as in we the people guaranteed they could not fail.

As the bottom fell out of the housing bubble Freddie and Fannie saw their assets plummet. Yet, you have to understand how this incestuous relationship works. Most of the money Freddie and Fannie accrued to buy these bundled mortgages they borrowed from banks at short term rates. Now those notes are due and these companies haven’t the liquidity, “think cash” to pay the piper. And, a great deal of that paper they are setting on is worthless.

So, here we are. If Fannie and Freddie can’t meet their debt we’ll wake up one Monday morning and see two or three hundred banks fail. It will only get worse. The FDIC, “Federal Deposit Insurance Company” is insolvent, “think broke”. Then it’s 1929 all over again, yet worse. We are no longer an agricultural people for the most part. We have urbanized and become technologically dependent.

What we can do. We don’t have a lot of good choices; between the two giants they hold 6 TRILLION dollars in mortgage paper. Our current national budget is 3.1 trillion dollars, that’s perspective. Yes, they are too big to fail but we can make damn sure this doesn’t happen again. John Mcpalin has said he would privatize Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae by slicing them up into a lot of smaller companies and let them compete with each other without government assurances. As you might guess, the investment giants aren’t happy with this. Again, if you’re an investment firm, holding risky paper, you can always dump it on Fannie or Freddie. That’s why the investment community is the second highest contributor to Obama behind the trial lawyers. Obama has received contributions from; Goldman Sachs $653, 030, JPMorgan Chase & Co $414,760, Citigroup Inc $408,299, UBS AG $389,294, Lehman Brothers $361,482 and Morgan Stanley $307,221.

And yes, he has accepted donations from Freddie and Fannie.

The answer to this dilemma is as clear as Oprah’s bias against conservative women. Anything government touches it destroys. And, America has had enough. I don’t know what it’s going to take but I do read my e-mails and people are mad as hell. Maybe this is the tipping point but just in case I’m buying a new pitchfork and cleaning my musket.

Conservative Springfield 09SEP08

It's 3:00 A.M. and the phone rings

Biden: Hello

Obama: Hey Joe it’s B.O.

Biden: Hey Barry, what’s…wait a minute….Yo, Yo, Yo, what poppin with
you B. Dawg?

Obama: What the F*&^?

Biden: Whatda think? My pool boy has been teaching me Black.

Obama: You’ve got a black pool boy? Listen up hair plug, that’s racist
man. You can’t be havin no black pool boy. What the f&*# man? That
ain’t gonna play in D.C. Besides, Mexicans are cheaper. Get rid of
that brother and get you an illegal. It’s all about the P.C. Joe.

Biden: You call me at 3:00 a.m. to talk about the help, you on the
cocaine again?

Obama: Just shut up and listen. Man, this Palin b*%@h is kicking our
ass. You wanna be a lumberjack but you won’t carry your end of the
log. This ain’t gonna fly Joe.

Biden: Listen up pipsqueak, I am loved, loved damn you. You might be
clean but I am friggin loved. You getting me?

Obama: The time for talking is over shiny head! You got to go. I don’t
care, catch the herpes, tell the press your plugs are falling out, hey
catch the big C from Edwards wife, I don’t care, I need a skirt on my
ticket and it ain’t you babe.

Biden: Have you seen me in a skirt? NO! Look, I got no problem wearing
a skirt, actually…this one time, me and Ted were in the middle east
and we’d been like drunk for two days and all the hookers had passed
out, well I did this dance and

Obama: Shut up potty mouth, you’re disgusting. Look, all you got to do
is come up with something to tell the press…..Me, I’ve got to kiss
Clinton ass at the speed of light! Live my life Joe, I’ll be looking
over my shoulder for the next eight years. You know the Clintons,
there like the mob, with estrogen.

Biden: C’mon man, you’re gonna need food tasters, someone to start
your car, remember Vince Foster dude. You’re dancing with the devil.

Obama: It is what it is Joe, nothing personal. I never even heard of
this Sarah broad before. I’m getting booed Joe, by women. And I don’t
even know what the hell a moose is. Ain’t that a cartoon with a
squirrel? I just know this; Michelle has got me locked out of the love
shack until I get back up in the polls.

Biden: Hey, call Teddy, he’s got some phone numbers.

Obama: You idiot, didn’t the Breck girl teach you anything? I’m not
pulling a John Edwards. What the hell did I pick you for anyway?
Dumbass advice like that. Let me break it down for ya Joe; You out,
gonna drop it like it’s hot!

Biden: You little pissant! I take it back; you’re not clean or
articulate. And, I’m keeping my pool boy. Ya know, I could still be
V.P. Cause after Hillary deep sixes your ass, ole Joe will be movin
into your house and spankin your kids.

Obama: By the way Joe, have you got Hillarie’s number”

Biden: {CLICK}

Conservative Springfield 08SEP08

Reagan in panties;; stop War, wait we're winming

Well, after a full week of the vitriolic onslaught by the drive by media against Governor Sarah Palin, she is not only left standing, she has absorbed the slings, lies, slights and the most comprehensive, concerted attacks and she has done so with the class and dignity befitting a woman of her poise and character. And, guess what my conservative brethren and you fanatical left winged nuts on the left? She is still standing and might I say, without a scratch on her.

The media is bewildered, they mounted a full fledged attack on this good Christian woman and quite simply are pounding their collective kook heads upon their over priced, self aggrandizing desks. They simply don’t get it. The media didn’t create Sarah, that’s why they cannot tear her down.

I have never seen the media so fanatical in their wanting to ruin this woman life and the lives of her family. They didn’t go this far in trying to destroy Clarence Thomas or Robert Bork. This was all hands on deck and a full frontal assault. Yet, they failed in the eyes of the American people and left no doubt they will do whatever they have to do to get the messianic one elected.

The mask of fairness in the main stream media has been removed. Even the late night television shows are picking up the template.

But again, they will fail because Sarah is more man than Obama and more woman than Hillary Clinton, that’s right I said it!

Why is the media and the democrats so afraid of this evangelical, mother of five children, enjoys a 80% approval rate in her home state of Alaska, “which by the way is the highest in the country” avid hunter and supporter of the second amendment, a reformer, who took down some of the highest ranking republicans in her state, Pushed through the legislator a $50 billion gas pipeline that had been proposed 30 years ago and had been sitting in dust bin since first introduced, because no one could make it happen, Sarah did.

But the real fear of Sarah Palin is Sarah Palin. The media sees her as they did Reagan. They hated Reagan and set about to destroy him. Knowing this, Reagan by-passed the media and took his case directly to the American people, and they loved him. A 49 state landslide was the proof of the pudding.

Sarah will do the same thing. Americans are bonding with her and so far, they like her. Once they get the full picture of Sarah, her values and learn about her incredible life they will fall in love with her and turn on the media. And, this is important; she has succeeded on her own. Her name wasn’t Clinton.

Folks, this woman is the real deal; a rock rib conservative who knows in her heart that conservatism doesn’t have to be watered down in order to, “appear” mainstream.

The best part, “and I just eat this up with a spoon”. All this talk about Sarah’s speech tonight and if she is up to the pressure, a little side bar; Sarah played in the state high school championship game. She was playing on a cracked ankle and was in excruciating pain. The coach tried to take her out several times as he was watching her limp and grimace on that bad ankle. But Sarah was the star player and it was her talent that got her team to the state championship.

Her team was trailing by one point and in the last two seconds of the game Sarah shot a two pointer to win the championship. My point; This woman doesn’t rattle and has Rush Limbaugh said today, “I hope they have that convention roof bolted down securely because Sarah is going to blow the rafters off”. I agree.

Conservative Springfield 03SEP08