Meet the new War; Same as the old War

With the Iraqi war winding down and the finish line in sight, “much to the dismay of democrats who openly rooted for our defeat” perhaps now we can turn our attention to actually ending the war on terror by winning the damn thing the way wars are actually won, by complete and total attrition, annihilation and an ambiguity for the sanctity of life. For the squeamish, effeminate or easily offended I suggest you turn off your computer now, get a glass of warm milk and curl up with your cat, you sissy.

While most of the world, “especially Europe” engaged in speechifying, hand wringing and “Neville Chamberlainism” Iran has pressed full speed ahead in their quest for a nuclear weapon, finding a wry sense of amusement in the sanctions we heap upon them.

As we enter the twilight of the Bush administration, heading into the warm and fuzzy, “let’s play kissy face with dictators” Obamalama presidency, urgent, takes on a much more sense of urgency. President Bush needs to light this firecracker and get this party started.

And, we do we need to understand one thing, the only thing these child raping, women stoning, camel herding jokers understand is unabashed, unvarnished brutality, with extreme prejudice.

Of course, we could continue negotiating, sanctioning and saying pretty please but in the end most of Israel would disappear in a mushroom cloud, Israel’s retaliation would most certainly destroy Iran and Syria then we could sit back and literally watch the Middle East disambiguate the expected caliphate.

Or, we could drop our purses along with our political correctness and man up, we need to do a “Patton” on their Islamic asses and make it our national goal to kill as many civilians as we do terrorists. Yes, I said it, and I damn well meant it.

Let’s take a walk down history lane and actually analyze our tactics in the last war we actually fought to win, World War Two. Our Napalm bombing of Japanese cities killed more civilians that Hiroshima and Nagasaki put together. Night bombing over Germany decimated most of their major cities. But, we had a strategy, and that was to destroy their will to wage war. Guess what sports fans? It worked and can work again. We need to carpet bomb Iran until we’re out of bombs and then start dropping illegal aliens with firecrackers. Soon enough they’ll say uncle…..or Allah.

Conservative Springfield 01JUL08