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8 comments:
The name of your page should be Tish's page, not Tishs' page.
You are Tish. This is your page. Therefore, you need to apply the singular possessive apostrophe s to Tish. Like, for example, if this page belonged to my friend Bill. It would be Bill's Page, not Bills' Page.
Moral: No matter how much one chooses to run roughshod over the little people, one should never run roughshod over the established rules of grammar.
Hilton, You are correct and I will make the change you have rightly pointed out. Thanks for the correction, Tish
No problem. Grammar correction is how I roll.
Hilton,
You have rightly pointed out that syntax and grammatical correctness takes precedent over content. I have anointed and bestowed upon you the highly coveted title of editor in chief and arbiter of literary correctness, an appointment often sought and rarely given. Take pride in your position and endeavor to distinguish yourself in this highly sought, often overlooked, necessary editorial perch. A certificate of achievement will be forthcoming, suitable for framing and display in a prominent place within your abide. Thanks so much, Tish
See, already an error in grammar, I meant abode but typed abide. Now you can see why you are needed.
Hilton Hightower works for no one.
As Walter Heinreid (not Henreid) once said, "It's the crux of the content that is the matter, not the composition. It's the meeting of ideas in a time and space both tangible and intangible that raises the eyebrow of awareness and speaks, saying 'Ah, this is art!' But don't forget about the composition, for a lack of it will surely muck up your vibe."
It seems you lack the content, the composition, and the art. I am perpetually unmoved.
Hilton, perpetual is a physical impossibility.Simple physics.
No physics is simple, even for me, who exists outside the limitations of such petty human conundrums.
Unmoved. Perpetually unmoved. Repeatedly unmoved. Consistently unmoved. Never even moved to begin with. You catch my drift. Nice work though. I don't think your soapbox makes you tall enough to look down on me.
I am too smart for your own good.
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