Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Clowns to the Left of Her; Jokers to the Right

The best indicator for conservative electoral success is most evidenced by the frenzied fanaticism foisted upon Sarah Palin. And…the dirty little secret is the long knives are out for her from both sides of the aisle.

Still;… the wet behind the ears, just off the turnip truck, Jethro Bodine’s who populate our drive-thru windows, give us incorrect change at the Qwiki-Mart and spend the majority of their adult lives paying child support to their first cousin; or more often than not, their toothless sister… needn’t suffer an euphony epiphany considering the obsequious coverage by the state media about our girl Sarah. In other words… we expect the Obama bootlickers, “in lockstep” goosestep, to run in place, “with there hair on fire” at the mere mention of Alaska, Moose hunting or Governor Palin.

Sarah is the kryptonite to liberal lapdogs and if you could somehow find an honest liberal, “a contradiction in terms” they would tell you they harbor more fear of her than the Bamster has of his original birth certificate.

Yet; more disturbing are the lily livered weak kneed republican types. For… expected is mean spirited, below the belt petty attacks from statists leftist flunkies. It’s their playbook, par for the course if you will.

And…trust me; liberals never require a mulligan when heaping on the hate. After all; they, “ARE” the inclusive, open-minded, enlightened political party. Sure…and my ass is a wind instrument and a fart is a whole note.

Most representative of the republican establishments well founded fear of Palin was the debacle on June 8. A Republican congressional fundraiser in Washington featured, “half assed” conservative Newt Gingrich as the keynote speaker. While behind the scenes, what isn’t well known is that the committee originally chose Sarah as the main attraction. Not that she was their favorite item from the republican smorgasbord. No; but she is the biggest draw and Republicans knew it, “know it”.

But… as is now readily apparent, Newt and his ilk have greater political aspirations than they would lead us to believe. And; the Republican Party has no intention of allowing an Alaskan conservative hick to get more than her share of the spotlight.

This isn’t a revelation. Stalwart republicans hated Reagan. Though publically they were compelled to side with him because of his enormous popularity; privately they seethed. They looked upon Reagan as they now see Palin…too religious, pro-life, constitutionally grounded and much too popular with real people.

Sarah Palin is genuine, the real deal. She’s most well known for taking on disingenuousness in her own party. This scares the hell out of most of those inhabiting the demographic on the right side of the aisle. For those on the left she is feared for exactly the same reasons.

Sarah is a danger for the political fiefdom. She is the ultimate truth to power. For that L’enfant terrible there is an attempt to destroy her; still my moneys on the hockey mom. After all; Reagan did it…So can Sarah.
Conservative Springfield Staff Writer

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