Back Off Obama and Bugaboos

Look, this isn’t funny anymore. This pissant Obama is threatening to throw gas on the financial firestorm created by his own party and we’re supposed to bend over and grab the ankles. This joke has gone far enough. And; while Barry is doling out $trillion dollar deficits you Obamalites are rocking back and forth, hands in the air, singing hallelujah. Not even you liberal lackey leftists can be this dumb. It’s just not humanly possible. We’re going to spend our way out of a recession? Not bloody likely mate! That’s a lot like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle. Folks, we’ve been here before; beginning in 1933. Frankie D. applied the same strategy and turned a recession into a depression. Why do you think we’re the only country on the planet to call it, “The Great Depression”? Because my friends, we were the only country on the planet to suffer it for 12 years.

This is serious stuff folks. I realize you Obama zombies feel good about yourselves and have assuaged your guilt by voting for the black guy. I get it and hey; whatever rocks your rocker. But we’re talking survival and good intentioned hope and change just won’t get it done.

This isn’t complicated. If Obama gets his way he’ll spend one $trillion dollars on make work programs. There is only two, count em’, two ways to finance this. Either take it out of the American economy by taxation or print money. If this bozo increases marginal tax rates to increase revenues to the treasury by one $trillion dollars that’s simply taking money from one pocket, taking out enormous administrative costs and putting what’s left in another pocket. It’s called destructive economics. Now; if Barry Bongo prints the money, “presumably in the White House basement” that Ben Franklin in your back pocket is now an Abe Lincoln. That’s termed inflation or two many dollars chasing too few goods and services.

Either way it’s an excrement sandwich without mustard. We simply cannot spend our way out of a recession. Try it in your household; get in debt and then spend your way out of it. Any takers; I didn’t think so.

If we start posting $trillion dollar deficits you can bet the farm that Moody’s, Standard and Poors, along with every other rating firm will tank our credit rating and that’s when it’s time to pay the piper times three. You will see the end of western civilization in your lifetime. Be sure to take pictures; you’ll need the memories. We’ll also see the end of capitalism and its associated freedoms.

Lest you think Republicans have escaped my literary foil you haven’t been paying proper attention or noticed a practical pattern. I am not a republican; not me, I am a conservative in good standing. A dyed in the wool, dues paying, Reagan conservative, and; might I postulate, a Thomas Jefferson conservative. Being that, it just pisses me off that there isn’t more Republican opposition to this Tom-Foolery. By the by, it was George Bushwhacked himself that started this nonsense with the $700 billion dollar bailout. How’d that work out for you?

So; what have we learned class? If you’ve been paying attention and scribbling furious notes you’re going to ace this test. You’ve learned that bailouts never work. Markets should select winners and losers, not government. We’ve together discovered that spending is the worst thing an entity can do in a recession. We’ve peeled the varnish off the Bamster and loudly proclaim that the king is wearing no clothes.

But; and this is most important. The B-man expects conservatives to rail and riot. What he isn’t expecting are you liberals turning on your messiah for the sake of your own country. Honest; you can do it, it’s the right thing to do and it will assuage your guilt.
Conservative Springfield 09 Jan 09