As many as nine foreign hostages, including Germans, a Britton, and a South Korean, have been found dead in the volatile region of Saada in northern Yemen. The victims worked for a Dutch international relief organization. The lives of these relief workers weren’t simply taken; as horrific as that is…early reporting from Yemeni officials indicate the victims were systematically and brutally tortured prior to their death and their bodies mutilated. This latest example of terror brought to you by, “you guessed it” the religion of peace. At least one child was butchered…just for kicks.
Sooner or later the non-Muslim world needs to wake up and smell the Quran. For… the longer we continue to pander to these animals the higher the body count will be when we finally face the stark reality that the cult we have too long abided has as its basic tenet wholesale slaughter and mayhem.
Islam is one of the largest scams ever perpetrated upon the world; preceding the global warming racket, liberal patriotism, mans evolution from chimps and John Edwards fidelity. And…when we should now be exporting nuclear weapons to the Middle East, one city at a time; we find ourselves in the unique position of having as our titular leader a dyed in the wool, Mecca facing, teleprompter Jihadist. Who… “by the way”, also seems to be birth certificate challenged along with a myriad of other sinister foibles.
Muhammad posed as an apostle of God. Yet his life is filled with lustfulness (12 marriages and sex with a child, slaves and concubines), rapes, warfare, conquests, and unmerciful butcheries. The infinitely good, just and all holy God simply cannot tolerate anything in the least unjust or sinful. What Muhammad produced in the Qur'an is simply a book of gibberish consisting of later evil verses abrogating (superseding) earlier peaceful verses.
Think about it…this is the, “prophet” that the cult of Islam is entirely based upon. And then…ponder this; how many murders did Jesus commit? How many rapes or pedophilic acts did he engage in?
In the trial of the blind Sheik, “Sheik Omar Abdel Rahman”, a fundamentalist Muslim cleric serving a life sentence for terrorism, federal prosecutor Andrew McCarthy researched Islam and the teachings of Mohammed. He had set out to prove that the terrorist he would soon bring to justice were an abomination, a jihadist that had adulterated an institutional, peaceful religion. What he found was more than shocking. For every act of butchery, of torture and blood letting there were Quran Surah’s, “verses” to not only excuse murderous acts but to mandate them.
This isn’t religion. It is cultism imbibed with debauchery, butchery and perversion. It’s seventh century fanaticism.
And…most disturbing is the attitude taken by our own Bamster Hussein. Remember; post election his eminence saw fit to give his first interview to an Arab television network. He has given more speeches in the Middle East than interns bedded by Bopping Billy Clinton. And…this is only my speculation, but to see Michelle, “my Belle” fashion the hijab on the cover of Good Housekeeping isn’t as far fetched as one might think.
This cult is Jim Jones, “Kool-Aid aficionado” with AK-47’s and apparel that go’s boom. Yet; we have a foreign policy that treats them like misunderstood Presbyterians.
Ann Coulter was right. The solution is to invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity. Or; we could wait for a nuclear bomb to detonate in New York, killing millions of people and join with the United Nations in drafting a stern letter of disapproval.
About 578 years before Islam came along; Christians were warned against Islam by both Jesus and the Apostle Paul. Jesus warned us about the many false prophets who would follow Him (Matthew 16:11-12). Paul warned us when he wrote:
“But even if we (or an angel from heaven) should preach a Gospel contrary to the one we preached to you, let him be condemned to hell!” (Galatians 1:8).
Since Islam’s message differs fundamentally from the Gospel, it is clear what Paul taught regarding the fate of Muhammad and those who propagate Islam. Islam bypasses the sacrificial mediating work Jesus did for believers on the cross, thus negating the forgiveness of sins. This condemns non-believers to die in their sins. Jesus said; "I said therefore unto you, that ye shall die in your sins: for if ye believe not that I am he, ye shall die in your sins." John 8:24
Jesus also predicted the current dilemma of Muslim intolerance and fanaticism. He warned that the day was likewise coming when religious zealots will kill Christians and think they are offering a service to God (John 16:2-4).
Islam is nothing more, “or less” than a perverted, ideology inhabited by pedophiles, serial killers and sadists. Until we are ready to accept this we will continue to suffer the fate these Dutch relief workers fell upon…yet continuing on a much greater scale. We can either accept these truths or invest in body bags.
Conservative Springfield Staff Writer
Monday, June 15, 2009
Tuesday, June 9, 2009
Clowns to the Left of Her; Jokers to the Right
The best indicator for conservative electoral success is most evidenced by the frenzied fanaticism foisted upon Sarah Palin. And…the dirty little secret is the long knives are out for her from both sides of the aisle.
Still;… the wet behind the ears, just off the turnip truck, Jethro Bodine’s who populate our drive-thru windows, give us incorrect change at the Qwiki-Mart and spend the majority of their adult lives paying child support to their first cousin; or more often than not, their toothless sister… needn’t suffer an euphony epiphany considering the obsequious coverage by the state media about our girl Sarah. In other words… we expect the Obama bootlickers, “in lockstep” goosestep, to run in place, “with there hair on fire” at the mere mention of Alaska, Moose hunting or Governor Palin.
Sarah is the kryptonite to liberal lapdogs and if you could somehow find an honest liberal, “a contradiction in terms” they would tell you they harbor more fear of her than the Bamster has of his original birth certificate.
Yet; more disturbing are the lily livered weak kneed republican types. For… expected is mean spirited, below the belt petty attacks from statists leftist flunkies. It’s their playbook, par for the course if you will.
And…trust me; liberals never require a mulligan when heaping on the hate. After all; they, “ARE” the inclusive, open-minded, enlightened political party. Sure…and my ass is a wind instrument and a fart is a whole note.
Most representative of the republican establishments well founded fear of Palin was the debacle on June 8. A Republican congressional fundraiser in Washington featured, “half assed” conservative Newt Gingrich as the keynote speaker. While behind the scenes, what isn’t well known is that the committee originally chose Sarah as the main attraction. Not that she was their favorite item from the republican smorgasbord. No; but she is the biggest draw and Republicans knew it, “know it”.
But… as is now readily apparent, Newt and his ilk have greater political aspirations than they would lead us to believe. And; the Republican Party has no intention of allowing an Alaskan conservative hick to get more than her share of the spotlight.
This isn’t a revelation. Stalwart republicans hated Reagan. Though publically they were compelled to side with him because of his enormous popularity; privately they seethed. They looked upon Reagan as they now see Palin…too religious, pro-life, constitutionally grounded and much too popular with real people.
Sarah Palin is genuine, the real deal. She’s most well known for taking on disingenuousness in her own party. This scares the hell out of most of those inhabiting the demographic on the right side of the aisle. For those on the left she is feared for exactly the same reasons.
Sarah is a danger for the political fiefdom. She is the ultimate truth to power. For that L’enfant terrible there is an attempt to destroy her; still my moneys on the hockey mom. After all; Reagan did it…So can Sarah.
Conservative Springfield Staff Writer
Still;… the wet behind the ears, just off the turnip truck, Jethro Bodine’s who populate our drive-thru windows, give us incorrect change at the Qwiki-Mart and spend the majority of their adult lives paying child support to their first cousin; or more often than not, their toothless sister… needn’t suffer an euphony epiphany considering the obsequious coverage by the state media about our girl Sarah. In other words… we expect the Obama bootlickers, “in lockstep” goosestep, to run in place, “with there hair on fire” at the mere mention of Alaska, Moose hunting or Governor Palin.
Sarah is the kryptonite to liberal lapdogs and if you could somehow find an honest liberal, “a contradiction in terms” they would tell you they harbor more fear of her than the Bamster has of his original birth certificate.
Yet; more disturbing are the lily livered weak kneed republican types. For… expected is mean spirited, below the belt petty attacks from statists leftist flunkies. It’s their playbook, par for the course if you will.
And…trust me; liberals never require a mulligan when heaping on the hate. After all; they, “ARE” the inclusive, open-minded, enlightened political party. Sure…and my ass is a wind instrument and a fart is a whole note.
Most representative of the republican establishments well founded fear of Palin was the debacle on June 8. A Republican congressional fundraiser in Washington featured, “half assed” conservative Newt Gingrich as the keynote speaker. While behind the scenes, what isn’t well known is that the committee originally chose Sarah as the main attraction. Not that she was their favorite item from the republican smorgasbord. No; but she is the biggest draw and Republicans knew it, “know it”.
But… as is now readily apparent, Newt and his ilk have greater political aspirations than they would lead us to believe. And; the Republican Party has no intention of allowing an Alaskan conservative hick to get more than her share of the spotlight.
This isn’t a revelation. Stalwart republicans hated Reagan. Though publically they were compelled to side with him because of his enormous popularity; privately they seethed. They looked upon Reagan as they now see Palin…too religious, pro-life, constitutionally grounded and much too popular with real people.
Sarah Palin is genuine, the real deal. She’s most well known for taking on disingenuousness in her own party. This scares the hell out of most of those inhabiting the demographic on the right side of the aisle. For those on the left she is feared for exactly the same reasons.
Sarah is a danger for the political fiefdom. She is the ultimate truth to power. For that L’enfant terrible there is an attempt to destroy her; still my moneys on the hockey mom. After all; Reagan did it…So can Sarah.
Conservative Springfield Staff Writer
Tuesday, June 2, 2009
Economics 101
While the state media swoons over the Obama and spends evenings painting their toenails, hovering by the phone, in the hope that Barry will invite them to the prom; the Bamster is whipping this economy like the family pig. If Obama was intentionally trying to destroy the American economy, “just for kicks” his economic policy positions postulated and paraded by little Timmy Geithner would look strikingly similar to the fiduciary fiasco foisted fanatically upon the fleeced fawning fools that we mistakenly federate into the voting populace. Come to think of it…
This isn’t checkers folks; it’s chess played on extrapolated levels. And Obama’s first moves have been to sacrifice us pawns. But, the purpose of this instructional video isn’t to simply trash Obama; though he is a target rich environment.
No sir; this is economics, right here in River city. It starts with an E that rhymes with B and that stands for Bamster. Sorry, author synaptic neurons firing indiscriminately. It happens…
Alright; let’s boat this bass. There are two schools of economic prognostication. That being, market economists, “those evil Wall Street Goodfellas” and policy wonk fiscal futless professors who wouldn’t be seen without their prized tweed jacket with a hint of leather on their elbows; and don’t forget the trademark pipe… just for effect.
Sadly; neither group understands the method or madness of the other. For those in my vast and ever growing audience that actually wear a helmet, ride the short bus and vote Obamalama it’s this simple, the markets don’t understand the economy and the economy cabal understand not the markets and their workings. This is why those of you basking in my brilliance need drop to your knees and thank God you have access to my intelligence and unique cerebellum. Can I haaaave an Amen? By the way; thanks for taking time out of your busy computer porn schedule to actually read something.
Let’s get to it and start with the markets. The state media is wetting themselves trying to convince us dolts that by simply having Obama rest his head on a pillow situated at 1600 Pennsylvania avenue the markets have snapped too and it’s sunshine and lollipops from here on out. They point to such indicators as rising oil prices, increased home sales, a rising Dow and oddly enough lowering unemployment conjoined with a jump in consumer confidence.
Though in reality, not perception, these nuggets of gold intermeshed in the muck and mire are a fools gold indeed. Actually; if you scored greater than 700 on your SAT’s and possess a double digit I.Q. these offers of media bias are more than insulting. The dollar is tanking, oil is traded for dollars…junk dollars require more of them for oil that is, black gold, Texas tea. Barry, Timmy Geithner and Lassie are printing dollars on everything from paper to Charmin three ply and destroying its worth. Obama is treating the dollar like a baby treats a diaper.
Of course home sales are increasing; at fire sale costs. The bulk of these purchases are at foreclosure auctions; the housing crisis brought to us by Barney Frank, Chris Dodd ET. Al. has now leeched into prime borrowers… One in eight prime mortgage holders is either hopelessly deficit in their home payments or in default.
The peaks and valleys of the Dow are simply the aestivations of a bear market. Markets are responding to news; ignoring the traditional barometer of earnings. And…this is important; investors aren’t buying this market. It’s the fast money players, the traders, the in and out guys. If you have any doubt look at the short term bond market compared to the ten year bond. Investors aren’t betting long on America.
The media touted a 17,000 aggregate improvement in first time jobless claims. So, instead of losing 617,000 jobs a month we are only shedding a measly 600,000. No matter that the government added twenty thousand new autocrats to our bloated government bureaucracy. The stark reality is that this country is hemorrhaging jobs at an alarming rate. Look past the lipstick, it’s still a pig.
The consumer confidence numbers are quite easily explained. The media trashed the economy for six years prior to the coronation of King Barry and helped push it over the jagged cliff. Now they tout it as the second coming and have influenced public opinion. All to get Barry to notice them and hope against hope…blow them a kiss.
Now bear near and draw close for fiscal GDP economics is different yet the same. What we’ve got here is a failure to communicate…with common sense and cents patriot demographics. What the Bamster, little Timmy and Gentle Ben Bernanke are doing reminds me of that movie, “It’s a mad, mad, mad World”. The Treasury is selling Americas debt by issuing T-Bills which is being bought by the Federal Reserve… printing money that has a lessening value with each pass of the presses. In technical terms this is called monetizing our debt. In common terms this is called confiscatory taxes on wealth that has yet to be created by people yet to be born. It is unsustainable.
We should also be mindful of an entitlement, “gimme…gimme” that will be insolvent and topping $57 TRILLION dollars jiffy quick; just as soon as the baby boomers un-yoke and hit the recliner. Well…along with the slackers riding in the wagon while us buck-ups, “can do’s” have been putting our noses to the grindstone and thus supporting these slothful, leeches who are most aptly described as the barnacles on our behind.
The portrait the media is painting is watercolor and it’s beginning to rain. I don’t mean to alarm anyone but you might want to keep your pets indoors. After all; you’re going to need them for food. I’m just saying…
Conservative Springfield Staff Writer
This isn’t checkers folks; it’s chess played on extrapolated levels. And Obama’s first moves have been to sacrifice us pawns. But, the purpose of this instructional video isn’t to simply trash Obama; though he is a target rich environment.
No sir; this is economics, right here in River city. It starts with an E that rhymes with B and that stands for Bamster. Sorry, author synaptic neurons firing indiscriminately. It happens…
Alright; let’s boat this bass. There are two schools of economic prognostication. That being, market economists, “those evil Wall Street Goodfellas” and policy wonk fiscal futless professors who wouldn’t be seen without their prized tweed jacket with a hint of leather on their elbows; and don’t forget the trademark pipe… just for effect.
Sadly; neither group understands the method or madness of the other. For those in my vast and ever growing audience that actually wear a helmet, ride the short bus and vote Obamalama it’s this simple, the markets don’t understand the economy and the economy cabal understand not the markets and their workings. This is why those of you basking in my brilliance need drop to your knees and thank God you have access to my intelligence and unique cerebellum. Can I haaaave an Amen? By the way; thanks for taking time out of your busy computer porn schedule to actually read something.
Let’s get to it and start with the markets. The state media is wetting themselves trying to convince us dolts that by simply having Obama rest his head on a pillow situated at 1600 Pennsylvania avenue the markets have snapped too and it’s sunshine and lollipops from here on out. They point to such indicators as rising oil prices, increased home sales, a rising Dow and oddly enough lowering unemployment conjoined with a jump in consumer confidence.
Though in reality, not perception, these nuggets of gold intermeshed in the muck and mire are a fools gold indeed. Actually; if you scored greater than 700 on your SAT’s and possess a double digit I.Q. these offers of media bias are more than insulting. The dollar is tanking, oil is traded for dollars…junk dollars require more of them for oil that is, black gold, Texas tea. Barry, Timmy Geithner and Lassie are printing dollars on everything from paper to Charmin three ply and destroying its worth. Obama is treating the dollar like a baby treats a diaper.
Of course home sales are increasing; at fire sale costs. The bulk of these purchases are at foreclosure auctions; the housing crisis brought to us by Barney Frank, Chris Dodd ET. Al. has now leeched into prime borrowers… One in eight prime mortgage holders is either hopelessly deficit in their home payments or in default.
The peaks and valleys of the Dow are simply the aestivations of a bear market. Markets are responding to news; ignoring the traditional barometer of earnings. And…this is important; investors aren’t buying this market. It’s the fast money players, the traders, the in and out guys. If you have any doubt look at the short term bond market compared to the ten year bond. Investors aren’t betting long on America.
The media touted a 17,000 aggregate improvement in first time jobless claims. So, instead of losing 617,000 jobs a month we are only shedding a measly 600,000. No matter that the government added twenty thousand new autocrats to our bloated government bureaucracy. The stark reality is that this country is hemorrhaging jobs at an alarming rate. Look past the lipstick, it’s still a pig.
The consumer confidence numbers are quite easily explained. The media trashed the economy for six years prior to the coronation of King Barry and helped push it over the jagged cliff. Now they tout it as the second coming and have influenced public opinion. All to get Barry to notice them and hope against hope…blow them a kiss.
Now bear near and draw close for fiscal GDP economics is different yet the same. What we’ve got here is a failure to communicate…with common sense and cents patriot demographics. What the Bamster, little Timmy and Gentle Ben Bernanke are doing reminds me of that movie, “It’s a mad, mad, mad World”. The Treasury is selling Americas debt by issuing T-Bills which is being bought by the Federal Reserve… printing money that has a lessening value with each pass of the presses. In technical terms this is called monetizing our debt. In common terms this is called confiscatory taxes on wealth that has yet to be created by people yet to be born. It is unsustainable.
We should also be mindful of an entitlement, “gimme…gimme” that will be insolvent and topping $57 TRILLION dollars jiffy quick; just as soon as the baby boomers un-yoke and hit the recliner. Well…along with the slackers riding in the wagon while us buck-ups, “can do’s” have been putting our noses to the grindstone and thus supporting these slothful, leeches who are most aptly described as the barnacles on our behind.
The portrait the media is painting is watercolor and it’s beginning to rain. I don’t mean to alarm anyone but you might want to keep your pets indoors. After all; you’re going to need them for food. I’m just saying…
Conservative Springfield Staff Writer
Sunday, May 31, 2009
One Room Temperature Doctor
You can just see the drive-by media getting cranked up for this story. A high profile abortion doctor; whacked in a church as he was shaking down parishioners to keep the Reformation Lutheran Church afloat.
This story fits the template of the media. That is the wild and crazy fringe Christian right as bloodthirsty fundamentalist’s hell bent on exercising our second amendment rights on all you backsliders.
OBLIGATORY STATEMENT…No Christian would ever sanction a murder, we’re sorry for this mans family…yada, yada, yada…blah, blah, blah. Still let’s not martyr this doctor, “Dr. George Tiller”. After all; he was a dues paying member of a very exclusive club. You know; the club that has as a tenet of its membership grasping full term infants by their ankles, dragging them halfway through the birth canal and stabbing them in the head with a pair if surgical scissors… neat huh?
What will be overlooked is, that in any reality what the, “now room temperature” doctor engaged in was quite simply murder. There is no equivocating or minimizing what this animal did for a living. And; in death I give no quarter for this mass murderer.
Still, as a constitutional Christian; a conservative Christian, I can disparage, “to a degree” the actions of the gunman; for we don’t take the laws of this country into our own hands.
But, before I forget; let me just postulate that to, “in any way” equate the Reformation Lutheran Church as akin to anything actually Christian is to attach anything other than cult status to Muslims. Churches such as that produce nothing but community organizers, pedophiles and abortion aficionados. As long as were are clear…
Okay…where was I? Ah yes; the lenient gun laws that allow us right winged nuts to dispatch reputable medical parishioners off to the Reformation Lutheran Church graveyard… posthaste. This is the mosaic that will be cobbled together by our stalwart media.
But here’s the real story; the one that the media will never portray. The guy getting the medical procedure as we speak, “an autopsy” was the man responsible for hundreds of infant deaths. For you lily livered, fence sitting Podunk’s out there who might be indifferent to abortion, let me set you straight. This doctor bought nice homes, raised a family and supported a wife by slaughtering full term viable infants. That is not abortion; it is infanticide. And… I suspect at this very moment his soul is wondering what happened to the air-conditioning.
As to the gunman; I also suspect that this is a man who simply couldn’t abide the continuation of the slaughter. So…he took the law into his own hands; something that should never be done. In actuality, in my humble opinion, the shooter is more of a victim than the victim. Because, in reality the United States Supreme Court is the real culprit. For, they took the choice away from the people and set in motion a mood of disenfranchisement. Still, I pray for the shooter, not for the soul of this doctor. He sold that soul for gold and murdered his fellow man…over and over.
Conservative Springfield Staff Writer
This story fits the template of the media. That is the wild and crazy fringe Christian right as bloodthirsty fundamentalist’s hell bent on exercising our second amendment rights on all you backsliders.
OBLIGATORY STATEMENT…No Christian would ever sanction a murder, we’re sorry for this mans family…yada, yada, yada…blah, blah, blah. Still let’s not martyr this doctor, “Dr. George Tiller”. After all; he was a dues paying member of a very exclusive club. You know; the club that has as a tenet of its membership grasping full term infants by their ankles, dragging them halfway through the birth canal and stabbing them in the head with a pair if surgical scissors… neat huh?
What will be overlooked is, that in any reality what the, “now room temperature” doctor engaged in was quite simply murder. There is no equivocating or minimizing what this animal did for a living. And; in death I give no quarter for this mass murderer.
Still, as a constitutional Christian; a conservative Christian, I can disparage, “to a degree” the actions of the gunman; for we don’t take the laws of this country into our own hands.
But, before I forget; let me just postulate that to, “in any way” equate the Reformation Lutheran Church as akin to anything actually Christian is to attach anything other than cult status to Muslims. Churches such as that produce nothing but community organizers, pedophiles and abortion aficionados. As long as were are clear…
Okay…where was I? Ah yes; the lenient gun laws that allow us right winged nuts to dispatch reputable medical parishioners off to the Reformation Lutheran Church graveyard… posthaste. This is the mosaic that will be cobbled together by our stalwart media.
But here’s the real story; the one that the media will never portray. The guy getting the medical procedure as we speak, “an autopsy” was the man responsible for hundreds of infant deaths. For you lily livered, fence sitting Podunk’s out there who might be indifferent to abortion, let me set you straight. This doctor bought nice homes, raised a family and supported a wife by slaughtering full term viable infants. That is not abortion; it is infanticide. And… I suspect at this very moment his soul is wondering what happened to the air-conditioning.
As to the gunman; I also suspect that this is a man who simply couldn’t abide the continuation of the slaughter. So…he took the law into his own hands; something that should never be done. In actuality, in my humble opinion, the shooter is more of a victim than the victim. Because, in reality the United States Supreme Court is the real culprit. For, they took the choice away from the people and set in motion a mood of disenfranchisement. Still, I pray for the shooter, not for the soul of this doctor. He sold that soul for gold and murdered his fellow man…over and over.
Conservative Springfield Staff Writer
Thursday, May 28, 2009
America Files For Chapter 11 Bankruptcy Protection
Washington-May, 29
On Friday President Barack Obama announced that the United States would be filing for chapter 11 bankruptcy protection in federal court. Obama told White House press reporters that, “a bankruptcy filing was necessary to prevent China from foreclosing on California, New York, Washington D.C. and Hillary Clinton”.
The president also announced a move to lay off congress and their staffs citing insufficient funds to keep them on the payroll. Retail giant Wal-Mart has expressed interest in the capitol buildings as a possible new Super Store.
In a prefatory ruling the court has asked for Americas credit card to be cut up, shredded, burned and finally buried at the tomb of the unknown creditor.
Mr. Obama’s last ditch effort to save the economy by turning every American upside down and shaking them failed miserably when his Internal Revenue Service realized they had already taken the last cent of every citizen.
It would now seem that America’s future is in the hands of the federal bankruptcy courts. Some of the more contentious issues before the court will be whether Venezuela or Cuba will get custody of Obama, how many states will be remunerated to China, who will lay claim to the White House china and who will accept conservatorship over Paris Hilton.
It is expected that the federal judge overseeing the bankruptcy will allow Obama to sell the Grand Canyon, Yellowstone national park, Alaska, Britney Spears, the Statue of Liberty, the Marine Corps, the Olsen twins, the rights to the Three Stooges, Glenn Beck, Snapple®, NASA, the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders, the Simpsons, the Golden gate bridge and Charmin® to raise operating capital to finance Michelle Obama’s wardrobe while the dissolution of America winds its way through the courts.
In a related story; Obama has signed an executive order in preface of the chapter 11 filing recalling all United States currency. Citizens are ordered to burn their cash in an environmentally safe fashion. A recent poll suggests that most Americans have already begun this practice, quite possibly just to stay warm as Obama’s global warming initiative has made electricity too costly for the average family.
The President, in his weekly radio address asked of all Americans to remain calm during this, “foreclosure” and attempting to allay national fears he reminded the public that when you think about it, it’s really their fault the country went to hell in a hand basket because; as the president put it, “Hey, you wanted hope and change”. It should be noted that in the same address Obama asked the American people for any loose change they might be hoarding.
It is as yet unclear what America will look like after bankruptcy proceedings and time will tell if the United States chapter 11 filing will eventually avalanche into a full blown fire sale, chapter 7. However; an ominous tenor has been forthcoming by the administration in that Obama is now requiring Chinese to be taught in our public schools instead of math.
Conservative Springfield Staff Writer
On Friday President Barack Obama announced that the United States would be filing for chapter 11 bankruptcy protection in federal court. Obama told White House press reporters that, “a bankruptcy filing was necessary to prevent China from foreclosing on California, New York, Washington D.C. and Hillary Clinton”.
The president also announced a move to lay off congress and their staffs citing insufficient funds to keep them on the payroll. Retail giant Wal-Mart has expressed interest in the capitol buildings as a possible new Super Store.
In a prefatory ruling the court has asked for Americas credit card to be cut up, shredded, burned and finally buried at the tomb of the unknown creditor.
Mr. Obama’s last ditch effort to save the economy by turning every American upside down and shaking them failed miserably when his Internal Revenue Service realized they had already taken the last cent of every citizen.
It would now seem that America’s future is in the hands of the federal bankruptcy courts. Some of the more contentious issues before the court will be whether Venezuela or Cuba will get custody of Obama, how many states will be remunerated to China, who will lay claim to the White House china and who will accept conservatorship over Paris Hilton.
It is expected that the federal judge overseeing the bankruptcy will allow Obama to sell the Grand Canyon, Yellowstone national park, Alaska, Britney Spears, the Statue of Liberty, the Marine Corps, the Olsen twins, the rights to the Three Stooges, Glenn Beck, Snapple®, NASA, the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders, the Simpsons, the Golden gate bridge and Charmin® to raise operating capital to finance Michelle Obama’s wardrobe while the dissolution of America winds its way through the courts.
In a related story; Obama has signed an executive order in preface of the chapter 11 filing recalling all United States currency. Citizens are ordered to burn their cash in an environmentally safe fashion. A recent poll suggests that most Americans have already begun this practice, quite possibly just to stay warm as Obama’s global warming initiative has made electricity too costly for the average family.
The President, in his weekly radio address asked of all Americans to remain calm during this, “foreclosure” and attempting to allay national fears he reminded the public that when you think about it, it’s really their fault the country went to hell in a hand basket because; as the president put it, “Hey, you wanted hope and change”. It should be noted that in the same address Obama asked the American people for any loose change they might be hoarding.
It is as yet unclear what America will look like after bankruptcy proceedings and time will tell if the United States chapter 11 filing will eventually avalanche into a full blown fire sale, chapter 7. However; an ominous tenor has been forthcoming by the administration in that Obama is now requiring Chinese to be taught in our public schools instead of math.
Conservative Springfield Staff Writer
Tuesday, May 26, 2009
A True Legal Beagle
President Barack Obama on Tuesday named federal appeals court judge Sonia Sotomayor as his choice to replace the retiring justice David, “the stealthy” Souter.
The only surprise in the Bamster’s pick of this legal beagle is that he could actually refer to S.S. as a legal scholar with a straight face. And; it’s a damn good thing that justices don’t abide that pesky swimsuit competition…I’m just saying.
Still we’re to be comforted with Sonia’s life experiences and take solace in a more reflective representation of Hispanics on the court.
Foremost and let me emphasize this; The United States Supreme Court is not a representative body. For added effect, “THE UNITED STATES SUPREME COURT IS NOT A REPRESENTATIVE BODY”. If one could apply that noun to the court they would represent fidelity to the rule of law and our constitution. Also, I’ve had it with a nominee’s life experience and perspective. Just what in the hell does that mean? The mission of the court is to apply the law as enacted by the legislature whilst keeping a sharp eye on our founding documents.
Look, this isn’t rocket science. Liberals want two bites at this legal apple. They denounced George Bush for trampling the constitution by wiretapping bloodthirsty, “child raping” Jihadists and engaging in water sports when he got his hands on them. Yet; their litmus test for justices requires that they be moderate and mainstream in their judicial opinions. Moderate and mainstream, really…? What about a fealty to the constitution that justices swear to uphold.
And; don’t throw the “interpretation” mud pie against the wall…it won’t stick. The constitution is a fairly easy read. On the occasion wherein justices are actually befuddled as to the framers intent, simply read the words and thoughts of Adams, Jefferson and Franklin. Read the Federalists papers. Read Franklins diary. Read Jefferson’s journal. Simply read the minutes of the constitutional convention. It’s all there.
We know damn well what the intent of our founders was. What they pledged their lives, their fortunes and their sacred honor for. Study article two of our constitution in which the powers given to the federal government are enumerated. Peruse the tenth amendment where decreed that those powers not enumerated to the federal government are left to the state; after that explain again about demographic representation on the court. Hell; I can understand the constitution and I’m just a skinny comedian.
This won’t fly and you liberal sapsuckers know it. You beady little rodents expound your love of our constitution and revert to using it as Charmin® three-ply when it suits you. Your loyalty is to the latest identity that you’ve attached yourself to. The latest hero you’ve chosen to wash the feet of.
I’d rather not even hear your testimonials of endearment to the document you so readily compromise. You’ve attached yourself to a separation of church and state embedded within that sacrosanct document where one does not exist. You have used emanations of penumbras to find a general right to privacy when in reality it cannot be found in any article of text. You then used this non-existent tale of two constitutions to murder the un-born.
We conservatives see right through you Sheila’s come lately. You wear the constitution on your socialist sleeve until it doesn’t suit you. Then you discard it like a used condom and give it as much thought.
But; here’s the thing, and this is prescient. You liberal lackeys didn’t give birth to this country. You haven’t given up a damn thing for it. And; this is important, you didn’t inherit it. None of us did. We are simply stewards of freedom. Caretakers if you will. Yet; our most dedicated responsibility is to those documents written by the men who did give everything so that we might have dominion and an abiding stewardship over the singular country divinely founded. That responsibility requires us to fanatically oppose Obama’s pound puppy prognosticator of plenary judicial activism. We just say no!
Conservative Springfield Staff Writer
The only surprise in the Bamster’s pick of this legal beagle is that he could actually refer to S.S. as a legal scholar with a straight face. And; it’s a damn good thing that justices don’t abide that pesky swimsuit competition…I’m just saying.
Still we’re to be comforted with Sonia’s life experiences and take solace in a more reflective representation of Hispanics on the court.
Foremost and let me emphasize this; The United States Supreme Court is not a representative body. For added effect, “THE UNITED STATES SUPREME COURT IS NOT A REPRESENTATIVE BODY”. If one could apply that noun to the court they would represent fidelity to the rule of law and our constitution. Also, I’ve had it with a nominee’s life experience and perspective. Just what in the hell does that mean? The mission of the court is to apply the law as enacted by the legislature whilst keeping a sharp eye on our founding documents.
Look, this isn’t rocket science. Liberals want two bites at this legal apple. They denounced George Bush for trampling the constitution by wiretapping bloodthirsty, “child raping” Jihadists and engaging in water sports when he got his hands on them. Yet; their litmus test for justices requires that they be moderate and mainstream in their judicial opinions. Moderate and mainstream, really…? What about a fealty to the constitution that justices swear to uphold.
And; don’t throw the “interpretation” mud pie against the wall…it won’t stick. The constitution is a fairly easy read. On the occasion wherein justices are actually befuddled as to the framers intent, simply read the words and thoughts of Adams, Jefferson and Franklin. Read the Federalists papers. Read Franklins diary. Read Jefferson’s journal. Simply read the minutes of the constitutional convention. It’s all there.
We know damn well what the intent of our founders was. What they pledged their lives, their fortunes and their sacred honor for. Study article two of our constitution in which the powers given to the federal government are enumerated. Peruse the tenth amendment where decreed that those powers not enumerated to the federal government are left to the state; after that explain again about demographic representation on the court. Hell; I can understand the constitution and I’m just a skinny comedian.
This won’t fly and you liberal sapsuckers know it. You beady little rodents expound your love of our constitution and revert to using it as Charmin® three-ply when it suits you. Your loyalty is to the latest identity that you’ve attached yourself to. The latest hero you’ve chosen to wash the feet of.
I’d rather not even hear your testimonials of endearment to the document you so readily compromise. You’ve attached yourself to a separation of church and state embedded within that sacrosanct document where one does not exist. You have used emanations of penumbras to find a general right to privacy when in reality it cannot be found in any article of text. You then used this non-existent tale of two constitutions to murder the un-born.
We conservatives see right through you Sheila’s come lately. You wear the constitution on your socialist sleeve until it doesn’t suit you. Then you discard it like a used condom and give it as much thought.
But; here’s the thing, and this is prescient. You liberal lackeys didn’t give birth to this country. You haven’t given up a damn thing for it. And; this is important, you didn’t inherit it. None of us did. We are simply stewards of freedom. Caretakers if you will. Yet; our most dedicated responsibility is to those documents written by the men who did give everything so that we might have dominion and an abiding stewardship over the singular country divinely founded. That responsibility requires us to fanatically oppose Obama’s pound puppy prognosticator of plenary judicial activism. We just say no!
Conservative Springfield Staff Writer
Thursday, May 21, 2009
Got Dick ???
This wasn’t the best kept secret in Washington. Hell; even short-bus liberals had Dick Cheney pegged as the evil puppeteer pulling George Bush’s strings. And; we can all thank God for it. As it turns out, 9-11 was the vice Presidents pivot point, his conversion.
There were the leaks in which Mr. Cheney was portrayed as chomping at the bit to dust off military ordinance and commence to dispatching Muslims by the bushel, off to their beloved Allah. It was Cheney who put forth the plan to turn Afghanistan into a large smoldering hole followed by Iraq and Iran. It was Cheney who ascribed to letting Israel off the leash and into the west bank and Gaza. And; sadly, it was Condi Rice and Colin Powell moderating moderation, caution and a measured, tepid response. The results were Bin Laden, “and his band of merry men” escaping Tora Bora, the Taliban allowed to migrate into Pakistan, the Iraq war lasting more than a week and the finest military in the world fighting with one hand tied behind the ACLU.
When you think about it, this is as stark as the Botox injection sites on Nancy Pelosi’s mug. By the way; how many calories do you think Pelosi burns just by forcing that frozen, plastered face into a conniving smile? I’m just saying…
We now know why Mr. Cheney is, “was” so hated by those wacky wahine wazzacks left of center and an order of French fries short of a happy meal. It is this; the former vice President had the unmitigated gall to actually stand for the defense of his country. He opined the destruction of our enemies. He put forth that tired, antiquated postulation that America should smite those who would do us harm in the name of a cult religion.
We now know that Dick subscribed to the Ann Coulter antidote in application of Middle East Policy. That being that we should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity. Can I haaaaaave an Amen?
We’ve also learned something else. George Bush was as milquetoast and moderate as his affable pop. Not only did conservatives get Bush lite, it was also watered down. As it turns out, the second most powerful man during the Bush years was the conservative war monger we had been waiting for since Ronauldus Magnus Reagan hired the Acme van lines truck to move his davenport from 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue to the ranch in California. Good times; good times.
Today America is being treated to the real Dick Cheney; unplugged if you will. While most of the Republicans are still curled up in a ball, sucking their thumbs and sobbing over their electoral defeat; “too timid to approach the Bamster’s poll numbers with even a discouraging word” conservatives are treated to a bald guy, “with a bad ticker” in a full fledged frontal assault on this socialist squirrel B. Hussein, jack of all asses.
It would seem, scratch a former vice President, and find a patriot. Cheney is filling a vacuum; A vacuum of conservative leadership.
It’s too early for a Jindal or Palin to enter the fray and accept the yoke of leadership for the Republicans and most importantly the conservative wing of the party.
And; since most of the Republicans are still shuddering in their foxholes, or even worse, “bending over for the anointed one” it is fitting and proper for Dick Cheney to, “knight up” and take on this fire breathing, money grubbing, tax and spend fascist. After all; evil does triumph when good men do nothing.
Conservative Springfield Staff Writer
There were the leaks in which Mr. Cheney was portrayed as chomping at the bit to dust off military ordinance and commence to dispatching Muslims by the bushel, off to their beloved Allah. It was Cheney who put forth the plan to turn Afghanistan into a large smoldering hole followed by Iraq and Iran. It was Cheney who ascribed to letting Israel off the leash and into the west bank and Gaza. And; sadly, it was Condi Rice and Colin Powell moderating moderation, caution and a measured, tepid response. The results were Bin Laden, “and his band of merry men” escaping Tora Bora, the Taliban allowed to migrate into Pakistan, the Iraq war lasting more than a week and the finest military in the world fighting with one hand tied behind the ACLU.
When you think about it, this is as stark as the Botox injection sites on Nancy Pelosi’s mug. By the way; how many calories do you think Pelosi burns just by forcing that frozen, plastered face into a conniving smile? I’m just saying…
We now know why Mr. Cheney is, “was” so hated by those wacky wahine wazzacks left of center and an order of French fries short of a happy meal. It is this; the former vice President had the unmitigated gall to actually stand for the defense of his country. He opined the destruction of our enemies. He put forth that tired, antiquated postulation that America should smite those who would do us harm in the name of a cult religion.
We now know that Dick subscribed to the Ann Coulter antidote in application of Middle East Policy. That being that we should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity. Can I haaaaaave an Amen?
We’ve also learned something else. George Bush was as milquetoast and moderate as his affable pop. Not only did conservatives get Bush lite, it was also watered down. As it turns out, the second most powerful man during the Bush years was the conservative war monger we had been waiting for since Ronauldus Magnus Reagan hired the Acme van lines truck to move his davenport from 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue to the ranch in California. Good times; good times.
Today America is being treated to the real Dick Cheney; unplugged if you will. While most of the Republicans are still curled up in a ball, sucking their thumbs and sobbing over their electoral defeat; “too timid to approach the Bamster’s poll numbers with even a discouraging word” conservatives are treated to a bald guy, “with a bad ticker” in a full fledged frontal assault on this socialist squirrel B. Hussein, jack of all asses.
It would seem, scratch a former vice President, and find a patriot. Cheney is filling a vacuum; A vacuum of conservative leadership.
It’s too early for a Jindal or Palin to enter the fray and accept the yoke of leadership for the Republicans and most importantly the conservative wing of the party.
And; since most of the Republicans are still shuddering in their foxholes, or even worse, “bending over for the anointed one” it is fitting and proper for Dick Cheney to, “knight up” and take on this fire breathing, money grubbing, tax and spend fascist. After all; evil does triumph when good men do nothing.
Conservative Springfield Staff Writer
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