PETA to OBAMA: Flies are People Too !!!

In case you missed the Bamster’s interview on CNBC you’ll be happy to learn that America is in good hands and as safe as a babe in his mother’s arms. Because; as CNBC took great pains to point out, Barry can be ruthless if need be.

Never mind that CNBC is a derivative of NBC which is wholly owned by General Electric; which just happened to get $BILLIONS from the T.A.R.P. slush fund, even though G.E. isn’t a bank and by the way, stands to make $Gazillions as the largest manufacturer of wind turbines to combat global warming in the midst of the coolest year ever recorded…I’m certain that CNBC is all about hard hitting, biting news.

To wit; the bursting through the door, microphone in your face, gotcha coverage by the CNBC anchors and talking heads as they spent twenty painstaking minutes in a euphoric transcendent state in awe at the fly killing prowess of St. Hussein…seriously.

As it turns out; there was a gigantic fly hovering about the anointed one as John Harwood’s audience with royalty began. Risking life and limb, ignoring his own personal safety and without the aid of secret service Obama paused the interview, deftly dispatched said fly at great personal risk and never broke a sweat. The coverage by CNBC was no less than brilliant. They not only slow motioned Obama’s, “ninja like” fly swat…they went that extra mile and zoomed in for a close-up of the dead fly.

While looping this soon to be Emmy award winning celluloid masterpiece… no less than four political commentators gasped, swooned and in unison got the vapors as they, in sequence, opined at length as to the insect skills, “on public display” of our beloved leader. And…let’s not forget the continued close-up of said dead fly. Then; even before the audience had time to rub down the goose-bumps and get off the edge of their seats CNBC brought it home. As it turns out, “surprise, surprise” Obama, “fly killer” at large, grasped a napkin, using it to collect the object of CNBC’s reporting and disposed of it himself…just like he was a real person and not a deity.

Surprisingly though; bereft of CNBC’s in depth coverage, “along with the rest of the state media” was any authentic inquiry as to the nation of Iran and that pesky turmoil about their presidential election…Chicago style. Never mind that the civilized world, “en masse” has apprehensively awaited, “since 1979” exactly the discourse, we have all been watching in our magic picture boxes, played out on the streets of the republic formerly known as Persia.

Playing out on the streets of Iran is the beginning of a revolution. Iranians from all walks of life are turning against Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and most importantly the mighty Mullahs. This is a Godsend or to use the geographic lingo, “a gift from Allah”. Though…sadly, we are encumbered by a president who seems to prefer radical Islamic dictators to the Iranian students being shot in the streets. With just a little effort, a modicum of support from Ayatollah Obama this revolt could, “possibly” metamorphose into an all out revolution that might well do no less than to revolutionize the entire Middle East.

Yet; the man-child elected by the 52% of Americans in dire need of a frontal lobotomy refuses to meddle… While; at the same time not simply meddling into the affairs of Israel but rather applying the doctrine to Israel that the Obama Sopranos levied against General Motors.

General Antonio López de Santa Anna Obama has increased the debt ceiling and proposed more in actual spending than all of his predecessors from Washington to Dubya. He has engineered the Mafioso like whacking of the automobile industry, the banks, and the mortgage industry. He has set his myopic sight on the takeover of health insurance, executive pay, energy repossession, confiscatory taxation, unionized, “card check” alcoholics and hookers…along with turning our constitution into Charmin® two-ply.

And…lest I fail to enumerate; North Korea is massing along the 38th parallel, China is so taken aback by Barry’s love affair with Americas checkbook that they are refusing to finance more of our debt. Russia, India and Brazil are threatening to leave the dollar as a reserve currency. Four Uighurs - ethnic Turk Muslims from China are working on their tan in sunny Bermuda and our state media is hailing this presidential dolt as the second coming since he can swat and dispatch a house fly.

Still; there is good news. Obama’s brother, from his hut sweet hut in Kenya is going to write a book. The working title is; “Brother can you spare a dime?”
Conservative Springfield Staff Writer